When To Knock

"No Jehova's Witnesses." hey! that's not me!! :D so we took pictures before knocking.... then we knocked! And we were pointing at our tags and smiling really big, hey! We're Mormons!!! and the lady answered the door and started talking to us, then Elder Moura-Netto notices she has an accent and says, where are you from? Portugal. Bam! my companion starts talking in Portuguese and she's super cool, then we talk in English and tell her about the Restoration and she loves it and we get a return appointment for this week. SO POSH.

Proper Missionary Work

:) ummm, let's see. man, nothing too amazing happens to us to be real! We just do proper missionary work all the time.

This week I met a crazy English preacher guy who was just yelling random bible stuff to the street. He came up to me to tell me that Mormon's are racist because of something Brigham Young apparently said. Then he wouldn't entertain speaking to me as he had to go back to his street-yelling, so one of his lackey's came up to me and started yelling as well. So I showed him one verse in the Book of Mormon and he was like..... oh. well, this guy over here was telling me that you're racist, but ok. xD Owned!


Hey, here's a little spiritual message about the atonement:
I wore a flat cap for the first time the other day, it's Elder Moura-Netto's. They're quite fun. We got caught in the rain. I was wearing a waterproof jacket tho!... but it still soaked me thru to the skin. We came home and i took off my jacket and my jumper (sweater), and my white shirt had all of these AWFUL, NASTY, YELLOW stains all over it! it looked like i'd popped a giant zit all over my body. it was disgusting. But it washed out ;p


We were talking to this crazy I-use-a-megaphone-to-preach-hellfire-and-damnation-to-the-whole-world guy... and he's just talking about nothing, and all kinds of doctrine that isn't found in the Bible, Then! I stopped him and said "Hey, here's a deep spiritual truth for you. Have you ever wondered what the difference between knowledge and wisdom is? I'll tell you. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit... wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. Now you think on that!" and we walked away. Good times!

Do you remember the scotch bonnet pepper I ate in Romford? Today I brought some to the district in London North... Five of us took the scotch bonnet challenge, and it was the most hilarious thing ever. If i could send videos, I would so send you the video of it, it's marvelous! x